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So I talked to my landlord last night and he told me about a problem he was having with a tenant upstairs. He’s had a pretty rough ride since buying the house, on his first day he found a baby goat wearing a pink t-shirt in a recycling bin in the basement. But there’s a girl upstairs who’s being evicted for selling crack and the other night one of her friends came over, the tenant wasn’t home so her friend went door to door asking if she could borrow someone’s bed for half an hour to turn a trick so she could afford the crack.So this was pretty wild to hear of course and by now I’m sure you all know my fascination with prostitutes (so far I’ve only studied them at a distance) and then it hit me. The reason for my peculiar fascination is the concept of consuming the flesh of another human minus any emotional attachment or intellectual exchange. This is zombie behaviour for the living, the ability to feast and gorge yourself on the body without being undead; a parasitic relationship with mutual benefit for both parties. Moral issues or social justice aside, I thought about the attachment of a monetary value on the human body. Arguably a more profitable relationship would emerge from having a vested interest in the other persons psyche rather than just their frame, and I wondered what I could charge people for my witty banter and clever insight. I guess that’s what physiologists do, which is gross to think about cuz my mom’s one.
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