Wednesday, August 22, 2007

You gotta love this...ah the classics

Three days before Jesus' execution, someone from the 20th century went back in time in a fit of guilt-ridden religious ecstasy. They brought with them an M-14 semi-automatic rifle and proceeded to teach Peter how to use it. At first Peter was confused, but the time traveler was able to convince him of what was to happen. When Jesus was brought before the High Priest Caiaphas and the Sanhedrin, Peter stopped the guards from beating Jesus by firing into the air. Everyone stepped back as Peter undid the Lord's manacles. "What the fuck art thou doing Petros?" asked the Lord. "They're going to torture you until you look like ground beef, Rabbi," answered Peter. "What?" "And then crucify you!" Peter interrupted. "Fucketh that!" said Jesus. As Peter tried to lead the Messiah away, guards came to stop them. "What now Petros?" asked a nervous Son of Man. "Watch" and Peter blew away the Temple guards. Thus, mankind was never saved and our would-be Saviour became the symbol for the National Rifle Association.


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