A Walking Disaster
Some of my friends are trying to recruit me to run for political office. So I mused about my platform. So far all we’ve come up with is more jerking off. So we were batting about slogans like “masturbation for the masses” and “believe the bukake”. I guess it’s good because my platform is pretty easy to understand. Step 1, step 2, repeat.
I have a long and promising career ahead of me. Sorry Jason, I practiced my “stump speech” on your futon this morning.
posted by El Chupacabra @ 11:19 AM
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While on a cell phone with others. It would be a party wide event.
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