Monday, October 19, 2009

Adventures In Babysitting

So its been about 3/4s of a year since my last post and there is only one word to sum up my absence. Strippers.

Like passed-out-drunk-on-their-door-step-because-you-are-so-attentive-to-every-word-that-they-say-that-you-can-track-them-down, Strippers. The inner most workings of your reproductive system isn't the only detail I'm paying attention to...careful what comes out of your mouth.

Like getting-my-girlfriend-out-of-bed-and-begging-her-for-money-and-to-ignore-the-bouncer-standing-on-the-other-side-of- our-apartment-door, Strippers. I'm full of alot of things, and money isn;t one of them.

Man, I cant even count the amount of times I should have been arrested.

Welcome back.



At 10:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 12:15 PM, Anonymous joseph said...

hello everybody how are u.i'm youssef from Morocco in city name salé.i want to meet a girlfriend in my life

At 10:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At 7:52 PM, Blogger wanna_be_cheergrl said...

hahahahahaha :D
how long have you been doing this??
wait... r u really a stripper?

At 7:11 AM, Blogger Justin Ditler said...

"Welcome Back."

Thank you. I didn't even know I had been away.

You were next blog. Your blog is tolerable. One blog out of fifty isn't bad. I'm going to quit while I'm ahead.

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At 2:03 AM, Blogger Leila said...

LOLOLOLOLOL your so funny!

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