Collecting Debts
Oh Google Alerts, you are so attentive. Messaging me while I’m still asleep like the good friend that you are so that when I wake up I have lots of cute messages to start my day. Its ok that you’re not human, sentience is over rated and not entirely necessary for a fulfilling and sexy relationship.I'd kill for the sultry voice of a telemarketer.
Labels: bored, going crazy, the robocalypse
posted by El Chupacabra @ 4:17 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home