Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Collecting Debts

Oh Google Alerts, you are so attentive. Messaging me while I’m still asleep like the good friend that you are so that when I wake up I have lots of cute messages to start my day. Its ok that you’re not human, sentience is over rated and not entirely necessary for a fulfilling and sexy relationship.

I'd kill for the sultry voice of a telemarketer.

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